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“eh, betul ke?”
“read the PDF once. seriously.”
“eh, same tower?”
“read the bill. the whole bill.”
“food colouring test. 30 seconds.”
“yes, really. an app.”
“itemised total. always.”
“just ask. worst case: no.”
“RM1 is RM1.”
“loyalty is not rewarded. asking is.”
“receipts folder. start today.”
“it's not slow. it's tired.”
“we've all done it.”
“do the division first.”
“there's always one.”
“the small print is the real price.”
“total price. always total price.”
“same cover. different price. why?”
“two-minute walk. RM5.”
“free ≠ pirated. free = free.”
“photo the receipt. now.”
“multiply by days first.”
“polite + data > polite alone.”
“the app knows.”
“same parts. different invoice.”
“check your last 3 bills first!”
“sugar is sugar.”
“weigh it at home too.”
“the pump is free.”
“count trips. then decide.”
“bring a book.”
“half the time you forget you wanted it.”
“small. but zero effort.”
“rookie mistake →”
“18°C doesn't cool faster. it just costs more.”
“the popcorn is a separate problem.”
“future you says thanks.”
“worn twice. sold once.”
“two days. not seven.”
“laugh all you want.”
“your mum was right.”